I’ll start with some ideas…

  • Hard boil a couple eggs, and write $1 on them. Then, next time you go into a store, offer to pay for your stuff with the eggs.
  • Try to get an insurance policy on a dozen eggs.
  • Try to pawn a dozen eggs.

Hey, if the egg prices are gonna be ridiculous, people might as well have a few lighthearted pranks for shits and giggles!

What ideas do you folks have?

  • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
    11·
    7 hours ago

    LOL, that loose idea crossed my mind too, right after I posted. Get on it, make it happen!

    I literally just got done boiling a few eggs for my #1 prank idea, still waiting for them to finish cooling and drying before labeling as $1.

    I also have a black trenchcoat, if only it was as cold outside as it was a couple weeks ago…

    • aMockTie@lemmy.world
      2·
      6 hours ago

      What about adding “in nog we trust” or something along those lines. Depending on your artistic confidence, maybe also a portrait, but with a chicken head instead of a dead president lol

      • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
        1·
        6 hours ago

        LOL, sounds cute and fun and all, but honestly I’ve never done egg art or any art on awkward curved surfaces. I’ll be glad if I just get decent handwriting when I write $1 like three times on each, so $1 is visible any which angle I show it.

        But I did go ahead and bust out all my best black clothes, including black shoes, hat, and trenchcoat for tomorrow. I just got out of the shower, soon to be time to label my dollar eggs…