I’ll go first: I’m not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.

I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.

  • DinosaurThussy [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    23 days ago

    You know how I’ve been advertising weight loss supplements and exercise equipment on my TikTok? Since the app’s getting banned I may as well share that I’ve actually been thin the whole time and I don’t use any of those products

    12 hours later

    Hahahaha what a funny joke I made, right guys?