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minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoIt’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-247 minutes agoWorst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoI have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.