Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoMr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?slrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1909arrow-down16
arrow-up1903arrow-down1external-linkMr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?slrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareZomg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90·2 months agoShe meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·2 months ago"Oh, you’re a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What’s your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoslaps roof This bad girl can fit so many seamen!
minus-squareZomg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoUhhmmm, Sir? I’m an Italian cold cut… 👀
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agothis is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago Do you like having seamen inside of you? I mean she does probably get asked that question a lot.
minus-squareSuperSpruce@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months ago“Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides”
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhat, like, a salty fermented soybean sauce…?
minus-squareBirch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoYou’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.
minus-squareSquirrelanna@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAy girl you work at Jersey Mike’s? Because you’re a sub above.
She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding
"Oh, you’re a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What’s your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?
slaps roof
This bad girl can fit so many seamen!
Uhhmmm, Sir? I’m an Italian cold cut… 👀
… and this is a Subway®
this is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to
I mean she does probably get asked that question a lot.
“Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides”
…I’m also maso ☺️
What, like, a salty fermented soybean sauce…?
You’re thinking of miso, he’s talking about traditional jewish biscuits.
Ay girl you work at Jersey Mike’s? Because you’re a sub above.