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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Story Time@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 10 months ago

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Alice@hilariouschaos.comM to Story Time@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 10 months ago
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    …a small bird with wires in its mouth lands on one of the severs and builds its nest. It stops when…

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      It sees me opening my mouth waiting for it to shit directly into it…

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        …a white goo is shoot out of the cannon know as a bird’s butt-hole. As I gag from the sour taste. The bird drops wires near my feet and head up to the water sprinkles and it…

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          Shattered all over the ground causing me to…

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            …to trip onto my shell. I wail my limbs around, tears dripping from my eyes over my green scaled skin. That asshole of a bird continues to shit all me. Drowning my hopes of a happy day under white poo-poop. I then decide to try…

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              Accounting. I took an online course and received my degree in bookkeeping. After I graduated I…

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                Applied for jobs. Excitingly I got one and started working for…

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                  a company that sells soda with crack in it. It was very well. But the lame FDA ban it because it had too much corn sugar so they replaced it with…

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