• Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    I bought a copy for a cousin who never gets to game. Told him not to look up anything. He tries solo.

    So he starts. Makes a club. Stealth kills a few deer. Then summons the boss.

    Now he’s got the first boss chasing him when he never figured out the work bench. Running away wielding a club and no pants.

    Dies. Respawns. Boss finds him at spawn. Spawn camps him.

    Calls me up. I’m dying.

    I told him to start over, make the hammer, and listen to the crow.