• SSNs4evr@leminal.space
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    1 day ago

    【Today he’d be the 3rd fattest guy at the local Walmart.]

    That’s assuming the Walmart mobility scooter left in the parking lot has enough of a charge to get the actual fattest guy through the doors. The pictured guy could come in 4th.

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      If the scooter has no charge and the fattest guy can’t get in, doesn’t that make the pictured guy 2nd?