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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

I wish my own hands could grant wishes

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I wish my own hands could grant wishes

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

Humans are members of the great ape family, and apes are a specific type of monkey, making our hands literal monkey paws.

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You just spin them around in front of you like you’re polishing a bowling ball, until they start glowing, and say… damn… what is it? Klaatu… Verata umm… Nitco … Nukto… shit

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