• Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Not only that, but 3000 years into the future, language has changed so much that the plural of SHEEP is now SHOOP

    That’s right, androids do dream of electric SHOOP

    Shit’s wild yo

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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      1000 years alone is a wildly long time for language. Granted, written language and education are more accessible than ever, so I imagine language evolution will be significantly slower than it once was, but still I found this short of English over the past 1000 years to be really interesting

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLSBCs5vcgQ

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        Have you seen how fast slang is evolving currently? I can’t even imagine translating something like “chat, am I cooked?” to my grandma.

        Also on a side note; have you noticed the rise in lisps?

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          I can’t even imagine translating something like “chat, am I cooked?” to my grandma.

          “Hey folks, am I in trouble?”

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          True! Fad based language spreads like wildfire with modern tech! At the same time, I feel like trends like that fall out of favour just as fast. It’s definitely a wild time for language evolution.

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        3000 years is insanely long for language. Consider that the mother fucking alphabet was invented around 1000 BC*, and basically no languages that anyone still speaks existed in their modern forms. Homer hadn’t written the Illiad and the Odyssey yet, and the standard Greek that came to be defined by these works had also yet to develop. If you went back to 1000 BC you’d have no idea what was going on.

        *Although previous alphabets existed, the Phoenician alphabet that became the basis for pretty much all modern writing systems in Europe, North Africa, and Western Asia was invented around 1100 BC

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            I know I was just saying 3000 years and basically nobody alive today understands the language. Even people who devote their whole lives to the languages around at that time are basically just making informed guesses on pronunciation and would probably struggle considerably to understand an actual speaker.

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        It’s also possible that audio recording being a thing that exists will slow changes in language as well.