Now they spend all day laying around until it’s time for their human to bring them food or belly rubs. Has there ever been a greater evolutionary win?
If you ignore the abominations we also created like the pug and the french bulldog. We are the mad scientists.
Exhibit A: My dog.
Exhibit B: My dog.
I think we’re going to need a few more examples to really make sure.
Exhibit C. My dog’s teefies.
Ten Thousand Years of Evolution (cinematic tf2 animation)
A mutualist relationship with the most terrifyingly powerful and ubiquitous creature in all of existence is a net positive. Mitochondria likely doesn’t mind, for similar reasons.
Wolf from thousands of years ago seeing a Shiba Inu in 2025 dressed like a cat getting likes on TikTok
“Show me no more, spirit.”
Dogs alone are enough of a reason to fix our shit.
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