Unfortunately late to another trend yet again. Due to my harsh stances on cabbages I haven’t had much success with the ladies. Not a joke thread btw ask anything you want.
what’s it like to have sex?
Idk buddy i never had it i think the title does a good job of conveying that.
Why can’t you just stop your evil ways and become more like the cabbage merchant from Avatar?
Every yin has its yang, as every cabbage lover has a counterpart cabbage hater.
Does your username mean you hate both cabbage and weed?
Honestly i’m ok with the weed i just don’t fuck (with cabbages).
Favorite reptile?
Small lizards. They are very cute.
Did you turn into a wizard yet?
No not really. I do float once in a while but it’s nothing serious. They would laugh me out of the wizard function if i went there like this. Also i don’t get along with the cabbage wizard it would be awkward.
What did cabbage do to you?
It killed my family and took my (adopted) kids. So now i roam the internet seeking my revenge at every corner and i don’t know how longer i can keep going without finding my peace.
Joking aside here’s the real answer:
I have no strong feelings towards cabbages, however since my pfp used to be a cabbage the internet demanded i must state my position on the “cabbage question”.
That’s tough, I hope you can find your peace
As of 2020 there were 71 million tonnes of cabbage produced, so i still have a long way to go.
That’s a lot of cabbage
Yeah currently there are a lot of reactionary elements resisting the de-cabbagification of the world. But when worldwide communism is achieved, I’ll be there.
Let’s work hard to get to worldwide communism fast then
Me when i see the button to erase capitalism (alongside cabbages) from the earth
