Kim Jon Un is so fat he outweighs the needs of the many.
He’s so fat, when he sits down he sits next to EVERYBODY.
Kim Jong Un so fat he got Tri-abetes.

Kim Jong Un so fat, after sex he smokes a brisket.
He’s so fat if he goes on a diet the economy tanks.
He’s so fat his shadow weighs more than I do.
He’s so fat Magellan couldn’t circumnavigate him.

Kim Jong Un so fat, computing his weight with a recursive function would cause a stack overflow.