Would Best Buy put out a hit on me?
Concrete works better.
MIT-level thinking
Just encase it with epoxy
Make sure you cover the CPU. As a bonus, it’ll stop that annoying fan noise.
Liquid cooling, but permanent… 👉🧠
Glass is a liquid…
And before the "well aktually"s weigh in, I found four different scientific sites, a third of which claimed glass is a solid, another third which claimed it was a liquid; and the final third hedged with definitions like “glass is a nonequilibrium, noncrystalline state of matter that appears solid on a short timescale but continuously relaxes towards the liquid state.” My favorite refused to take a position, claiming “Glass, however, is actually neither a liquid—supercooled or otherwise—nor a solid. It is an amorphous solid—a state somewhere between those two states of matter.”
So, I say it’s a liquid and OP should encase their computer in a solid block of it. With LED fairy lights woven through, for style.
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