• Spykee@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    No can do, boss.
    Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
    I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
    Dont even ask about the times it’s in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
    Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.