inb4 Jack Black as John Tarnished

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    151·
    6 days ago

    Unless they hand it over to someone like Villeneuve or Cosmatos (would’ve loved David Lynch’s Elden Ring, but here we are…), someone who could turn it into a tryppy, moody piece, I don’t know what to think about the project.

    Edit: omg, I’m dumb, that’s the guy who did Ex Machina and Annihilation. Ok, this is VERY different!

      • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        4·
        6 days ago

        Well, they are two of the most action-packed and meditative movies I’ve ever seen, I’d attibute those two characteristics to Elden Ring as well, easily:))

    • Druid@lemmy.zipOPMEnglish
      7·
      6 days ago

      I’m just very skeptical about video game movie adaptations in general, so I’m not holding my breath for this to turn out good.

      The Last of Us series seems pretty good so far as a huge fan of the games, haven’t finishing watching season 1 yet, so maybe there’s a chance for this to turn out ok? Then again, I’m just wondering what they’ll make the plot revolve around since most of it is very implicitly told through environmental storytelling, side quests, item descriptions and whatnot. Plus a lot of combat which probably wouldn’t translate over too well into a movie or series.

      • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        3·
        6 days ago

        I, too, am reticent when it comes down to vidya adaptations, but in this case I genuinely think the Tarnished’s story can’t be told in any other form than through the video game. I expect them to be aware of this, at least on some level, and to set the movie to run in parallel, or be a vertical slice of a part of the story, maybe even depict the things which happened before the Tarnished got started on their way.

        I don’t see a coherent way to compress all of that gameplay into a “static” narrative, either… And it’s essential to the story itself, it’s the primary method through which the story is told, you get to know the characters through fighting them, mostly. And then you have the physical journey itself, it’d be a mess to compress that huge schlep into a two-hour film, it’d come out twitchier than LoTR all in all…

        It may work if serialised, but it’d need a good couple of seasons to cover everything…

  • froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    6·
    6 days ago

    Let’s see. Hope they will approach the story from a different angle, because the game is not plot-centered at all

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
    6·
    6 days ago

    I wanna see Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo in this thing, damnit.

    Oh my God, as I was typing that first part I realized they’d make an amazing Godskin Duo.

  • Nikko882@lemmy.world
    4·
    6 days ago

    Hoping to see either a travel montage with a tarnished and a finger maiden as they show us the different locations in Elden Ring in obvious fan service, while working with the central theme of Souls games (immortality is bad and seeking immortality is evil).

    Or Melina’s story. Who is she? What is her connection with the Gloam-eyed Queen? How did she know Torrent’s former master? How did she realize her purpose, Marika’s plan, and why does she believe in it so fervently? Why is she burned and bodyless?

    I suspect it will actually be something completely different and that the result won’t be worse for it.

  • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago

    Movie: “So you see, the Greater Will sent the Elden Beast to the Lands Between to raise a common person into the personification of the Golden Order, which is mediated by a giant rune…”

    Audience: “Uh…”