Today felt very thin. Uneventful and unremarkable. Nothing ever happens, as they say. Only wore shorts, today, as I didn’t go outside (yet).

I didn’t have breakfast because I woke up at 11, and lunch was also a little on the unsatisfying end of the gastronomic spectrum… But I feel relatively fine, all things considered. Drank a lot of water, today, which is nice. I love cold water… I mean, I love sodas and other drinks too, but quite honestly I feel like simple cold water is amazing. I mean, sure, coke is nice, but it gets old eventually. Water is that eternal staple that always hits the spot.

I remember hearing people say that they don’t like water. To me, that sounds beyond absurd. Unthinkable, even. It’s like people saying they don’t like olives. How do you not like olives? Do you also not like olive oil? I’ve never met someone that doesn’t like olive oil. Is it the texture, I wonder… I think olives have a very reasonable and unremarkable texture… But not a bad one, by any means. And they taste like olive, I mean… They’re freaking olives! Admittedly, I love olives, so I totally understand that I might feel strongly about this particular delicacy, but someone genuinely disliking olives is nearly unfathomable. Mushrooms is one thing - I love mushrooms, too - because of their admittedly odd texture and appearance, but olives? How can you just dislike olives, period? That doesn’t even make sense. Green olives and black olives taste very different.

Whatever!

I find that, whenever I talk to people, I end up wishing that I hadn’t talked to people. The only exception, pretty much, is my family. I’m sure I’ve enjoyed talking to people, before - I remember instances of that, actually… OK, scratch that previous sentence. What I meant to say is that I haven’t had any satisfying human interaction outside of my family in a very long time, relatively speaking, and I think that’s playing into my misanthropy a little bit.

I bought bigger apples, too, which I didn’t get to experience today… How unfortunate. Tomorrow, for sure!