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abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign

www.reuters.com

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Donald Trump turns up at New York fraud trial, complains it distracts from campaign

www.reuters.com

abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Donald Trump made a voluntary appearance at his New York civil fraud trial and used it to complain that it is distracting from his campaign to reclaim the White House in 2024.
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    He should punch himself in the face and wear handcuffs and a gag. Really sell it.

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      “I’m kicking my own ass here, do you mind?”

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        My god, who did this to you?

        “A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!”

        What did he look like?

        “Uh…about 6’2”, 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

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          210 pounds, yea in your bra!

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            I mean your boobs are huge. I mean uh I wanna squeeze em. Uh uh 😗😙😗😙 momma

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      I don’t think he’s got enough money to get Stormy to fall for that again.

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