Do you know where I could adopt a Tory for cheap? I’m getting sick of foxes tearing my litter bags to shit, might help to have a telegraph reader on a lead out front overnight
You can encourage them by putting up a flagpole and running up a union jack. This alone likely won’t be enough as you’ll be looking to attract the blue blooded variety, so you’ll need to raise house prices in the local area.
Do you know where I could adopt a Tory for cheap? I’m getting sick of foxes tearing my litter bags to shit, might help to have a telegraph reader on a lead out front overnight
You can encourage them by putting up a flagpole and running up a union jack. This alone likely won’t be enough as you’ll be looking to attract the blue blooded variety, so you’ll need to raise house prices in the local area.
Fuck me, that’s the last thing I’m after. I bet they even need insuring in case they bite someone.
Unfortunately they’re widely considered uninsurable due to all the health issues that crop up from inbreeding. So sad.