• hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    I’m a very serious person who does serious things and that’s why I need the Disputator. I’m special and need it for work so that I can disputate (I do that a lot because I am serious and big). Other people don’t wear pants but I do so I deserve the Disputator because I am serious. I am a large person and the Disputator is a large machine for large people and it can crush smalls under my wheels (I wouldn’t! But I could…). Some people are idiots on the road driving non-Disputator vehicles, if there was an accident they would be killed. They should have been driving the Disputator.