I mean really rated — with honesty, detail… maybe even a bit of teasing. Not everyone can handle it. Can you?👀

  • freeusething@lemmynsfw.com
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    4 days ago

    My ex said he read the Kama sutra and I had an “elephant pussy.” No idea what the fuck that meant.

    Idk a dick is a dick.

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      3 days ago

      I thought it said a field mouse for a field mouse, a stallion for a mare. Some genitals just fit together better than others and it’s important to find a good match.

    • RBWellsV23@lemmynsfw.com
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      3 days ago

      I think the translation is more or less “size queen”. Able to enjoy hung guys, not tiny and delicate. He was probably trying to insult you, glad to hear the “ex” part of that.

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        3 days ago

        Yeah, he was comparing his other partner (who he replaced me with) by calling them a “doe pussy.” I did take it as an insult at the time. He was extremely abusive and destroyed any sense of self esteem I had lol

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          3 days ago

          Um. If you did not make the obvious comeback you are a better woman than me.

          Not to mention, an aroused pussy is a capacious pussy, it’s stupid to get mad about being able to turn someone on. We can all enjoy bigger hung guys given enough warm-up.

          The Kama Sutra isn’t even judgemental about it, they just say basically find a good fit. Two sides to that puzzle.

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      4 days ago

      Couldn’t find anything about elephant pussy anywhere… no idea what it means either. And yeah, a dick is a dick, but I know there’s plenty of things to say about dicks 🌚