• DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    My grandfather wakes up in the hospital after his third heart attack. The Doc comes over and says “you’ll need to stop smoking or else” and my grandad asked “or else what?” The Doc leaned forward and stared him dead in the eyes “Sudden death”

    Apparently it worked. He said he never smoked after that

    • pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works
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      24 hours ago

      After i read “sudden death” in the smash announcer voice, i thought your grandpa was going to smack his doctor