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  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    Assume a spherical giraffe.

    • billwashere@lemmy.world
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      On a frictionless plane?

      • hoch@lemmy.world
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        With no air resistance.

  • iii@mander.xyz
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    It’s usually not the scientists that write shitty headlines like this 🫤

    • FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      What do you mean. The Daily Mail Online is known to be one of the most rigorous publications!

      • Of the Air (cele/celes)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Hah!

  • jonesey71@lemmus.org
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    In my mind half a giraffe is just a horse. Just say it is the size of a horse.

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    americans will use anything but metric

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Daily Mail is UK

      • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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        Who do you think came up with the ridiculous units to begin with

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    How many bananas are we talking about here?

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      yes

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Enough to fit on a quarter of a small football pitch.

  • andyburke@fedia.io
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    A giraffe is a unit of mass…

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    Why do some have the need to describe things in the oddest “measurements”? I understand that it makes it easier to imagine sometimes, but “half a” … never mind, found someone who explains this much better than me: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/for-want-of-a-half-giraffe/

    Thanks, Charles C. W. Cooke.

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m guessing someone started with the banana metric and thought, “Now, bigger.”

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    The third half

  • astrsk@fedia.io
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    That’s an easy one, down the middle.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/astronomers-predict-asteroid-2022eb5-impact-iceland/

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    Halving always produces equal proportions

    • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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      Only when halved along a line of symmetry.

      A body cut in half at the waist, leaves you with two very different halves despite being the same length/height.

      Cut in half along the spine though and you could have two equal, yet mirrored, halves.

      With a long neck like a giraffe, half way down the length between the head+tail, one of those ‘halves’ is going to be much heavier/bulkier.

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        Then it isn’t a half, because half is a term that has a specific meaning.

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