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Only the good die young.
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Always loved Frankie Boyle’s take on her funeral:
“For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we would dig a hole so deep we could personally hand her over to satan”I can’t hear what she’s saying here:
“Not a bit good. Not a bit. I’d put a stake through her heart [??? and garly ruin on egg ???] to make sure she never comes back.”
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garlic round her neck
Stake through her heart and garlic 'round her neck
Has anyone staked his heart to make extra sure he won’t come back?
