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minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days ago Interesting thought. Indeed, the person might think it’s some sort of exotic bolt thrower. Pliny: “Fascinating! May I see it? I’m interested in this machine’s functioning!” Me, overwhelmed by the interest of such an illustrious scholar: “Oh, of course!” Pliny: “How does it activate?” Me: “You just point it at what you want to kill and pull the trigger, which launches the projectile.” Pliny, pointing the pistol at me: “You are going to help me rescue Pomponianus.”
Pliny: “Fascinating! May I see it? I’m interested in this machine’s functioning!”
Me, overwhelmed by the interest of such an illustrious scholar: “Oh, of course!”
Pliny: “How does it activate?”
Me: “You just point it at what you want to kill and pull the trigger, which launches the projectile.”
Pliny, pointing the pistol at me: “You are going to help me rescue Pomponianus.”