• TommySoda@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    According to Musk, Coristine was attacked after he stepped in to defend a woman from being carjacked by “a gang of about a dozen young men.”

    Yeah, I call bullshit on that. You don’t need 12 people to steal a fucking car.

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        I call bullshit on the whole thing, I’m just sayin’ if your gonna lie at least make it believable. Gotta stay true to that “big balls” name even when lying, I guess.

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        But his name is “big balls” im pretty sure he could handle a few people alone with a name like “big balls”.

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    This whole thing sounds totally made up to give the orange shitstain an excuse to deploy the army on US soil again. It’s a Reichstag fire, US-stylee.

    Also, where’s the Epstein file? Let’s not get distracted here shall we.

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    Gets his ass beat, spins it into a story that will whet the appetites of Fox News viewers. “A heroic carjacking-stopper gets mauled by leftist gang members” 😴