Got to block out time or you’ll find yourself accepting an invite to Janine’s three-hour-long cross-project check-in meeting even though she knew you were hibernating that season.
It wouldn’t be so bad if Janine, an intelligent and insightful woman, didn’t talk like a valley girl for no reason whatsoever. You don’t have to speak that way Janine. You’re making a deliberate choice, and it makes you sound unprofessional.
like, listen. I like talk this way like because i like grew up this way and these speech patterns are like baked into my brain, you know? i would like appreciate the teensie weensiest bit of grace from the people i like thought were my friends bwaaaaaaa
so anyways here’s how we cross-stitch my cave is full of the bones of fascists please add yours too the pile
You’re from Rhode Island, Janine. Rhode Island bears don’t talk that way.
I like did a semester in Pismo Beach don’t oppress me