this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like “cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top” and then asked if he’d tried them and he was like “no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them”

and I’m like “oh what were they saying, anything good?” and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like “No.” and I’m really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum

thoughts?