this maintenance guy who usually eats the vegan stuff and gives me precious compliments and praise asked what I put on the plaintains and I was like “cinnamon, nutmeg and sugar, roasted them and then drizzled a coconut syrup glaze on top” and then asked if he’d tried them and he was like “no, I was about to but I heard some of the kids talking about them”
and I’m like “oh what were they saying, anything good?” and he like, looked away, distant for a second, before being like “No.” and I’m really wondering if these college kids were like haahahaha it looks like cum
thoughts?
I’m gonna level with you here: yeah.
don’t get me wrong if sweet stuff was up my alley I’d wolf this shit down until I looked like I’ve been on the receiving end of a bukakke
But also if you’re a maintenance worker getting influenced by 19 year olds as per free food choices your problem is somewhere between toxic masculinity and pornbrain, not Leeroy Jenkins offering you homemade plaintains. That’s a them problem