a $79 million series A investment, valuing the nascent startup at more than $300 million.

These guys have so much money they don’t know what to do with it, so between rounds of cocaine and hookers, they play games with their colleagues to randomly decide which toilet (startup) they will piss money into.

tbh buying like 27% of a company that seems purpose built to grift the MIC and never fail is lol. what shit fundraising