MAYBE instead of Killing a Serial Killer he SHOULD have Raped a Bunch of CHILDREN! Then not Only would he get a Laptop he would EVEN get a Puppy!
or be president ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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“Complains” is not the word I would have used. The court ordered it to be provided to him in a timely manner.
Should’ve trafficked some children to billionaires. Could’ve had a puppy by now.
disable its connections to the internet, printers and wireless networks — a process that took “many weeks to complete.”
I could do that in an hour. Just remove the Wi-Fi module. Cut the wires to the USB ports if you really want to.
Honestly, just give him a regular laptop and don’t tell him the Wi-Fi password.
None of these delays were necessary, they were deliberate.




