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Krudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

I don't own a body weight scale

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I don't own a body weight scale

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Krudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago
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    You could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time

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      The Dahmer Method

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      Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”

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      Or set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.

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      Finally a reasonable solution!

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