Remember, Kif: in the game of chess, you can never allow your opponent to see your pieces.

You can also have a friend stand behind your opponent to see their pieces and signal to you what moves they made.

Ha! I would simply put a photograph of the board in the mirror! Then you wouldn’t know when I moved

Remember to keep a 5th black lotus in your deck and an ace up your sleeve.

You’re gonna get so banned from tournaments.

Okay but what controls the buttplug?