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Ongezellig

A Dutch web cartoon created by Studio Massa. It tells the story of three adopted sisters named Maya, Coco and Mymy going through their lives.

Post-edits:

Oh yeah, a project, here’s the thing: Maya’s a loner, Coco’s a dull kind one, and Mymy’s a

I regret showing this

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

This parody series is an unearthed 80s horror/drama, complete with poor production values, awful dialogue and hilarious violence. The series is set in a Hospital in Romford, which is situated over the gates of Hell.

We’ll start at 5:00 PM EST on Blorptube, right here: https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

Ongezellig: https://letterboxd.com/film/unsociable/

Darkplace: https://letterboxd.com/film/garth-marenghis-darkplace/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

Ongezellig: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/1328495?index1=-1&index2=-1

Darkplace: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/599141?index1=-1&index2=-1

CWs for the films (excluding spoilers?)

https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/ https://www.imdb.com/

Ongezellig

Some colonial history joke about the infamous Dutch East Indies Company, partially in reference to the original content creator’s historical contents and jokes

I swear there was also just one Adolf Schiklgruber joke, something about artist

Pls lord, I skimmed the series and I don’t think there’s anything else that hints of reactionary nature. I don’t think this is condoned, by God, pls no smite me. They are not condoned, but mocked, for fuck sake

Sex Et Nudity: Mild

One of the main characters frequently watches Tentacle Erotica. The implications are obvious, but nothing is really shown.

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Violence Et Gore: Mild

One of the characters dangles another character by their hoodie strings out of a window.

Self harm contemplation, maybe, from a rooftop.

Later, someone is threatened with defenestration/being thrown out of a window from 2nd floor.

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Profanity: Moderate

One of the characters says “What the fuck” in Afrikaans.

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Substance Abuse: Mild

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Frightening Et Intense Scenes: Mild

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Uh,

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

“misogyny was accepted and rampant in the 80s” is a repeating gag on the show, there’s even an EP dedicated to it. It’s presented intentionally as bad for laughs, but i can see those not being fun for everybody.

Sex Et Nudity: Mild

There is one episode where a giant eyeballremoveds a man and somehow impregnates him. (The eyeball is shown to have genitals as well, but they are blurred out). Later, there is a brief discussion about the “proper” way to write erotica, and some explicit terms are used. There are a few other mildly suggestive scenes, but they are pretty clean.

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Violence Et Gore: Moderate

There is violence but looks incredibly unrealistic (on purpose) so not real MA rated. Violence like something on SNL Lots of gore and blood, but most of it is unrealistic.

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Profanity: Mild

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Substance Abuse: Mild

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Frightening Et Intense Scenes: Mild

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Source

Ongezellig

Ep1+2: https://tankie.tube/w/xchnQNtVAZnXL8yriNdt1H

Ep3: https://tankie.tube/w/x2VpTyARMViy9mpTTPT9VG

Ep4: https://tankie.tube/w/k2VJR1moGdEU9YMQYxPsMM

Ep5: https://tankie.tube/w/k3VDNz4S5TbUcoBvhpwwqU

Ep6: https://tankie.tube/w/vNmCp4ZLYWqzdUPGVmWCu8

Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

Ep1: https://tankie.tube/w/2tY6NVxmw8eYFEgBmeT6TV

Ep2: https://tankie.tube/w/j7Xf3wSMxTrescTSvYoRR5

Ep3: https://tankie.tube/w/xz2UTbBfQHcoyhKm73viNr

Ep4: https://tankie.tube/w/54Mdy3rKFRF4xzk9PcG4vB

Ep5: https://tankie.tube/w/6acswB6mcRVXpYFAAdEFSG

Ep6: https://tankie.tube/w/fB2tN7pvqo4AGEEGYp1ngy