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dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Drunk raccoon that went on boozy rampage in Virginia liquor store is repeat offender, officials say

www.independent.co.uk

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Drunk raccoon that went on boozy rampage in Virginia liquor store is repeat offender, officials say

www.independent.co.uk

dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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Drunk raccoon found in liquor store is a repeat offender, officials say
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‘Supposedly this is like the third break-in he's had,’ a local animal control officer said
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  • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    Apparently also broke into a karate studio and raided snacks from a DMV office.

    This is a Dreamworks movie waiting to happen.

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      This raccon should run for office.

      • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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        Make him an official member of the Rob Ford family. 😉

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    What a criminal.

    • jordanlund@lemmy.world
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      There’s a use for AI, because I’m sure this doesn’t already exist. “Cartoon raccoon doing the antigravity lean from Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’.”

      None of them got it right. 😟

  • jh6AZStb@lemmy.ml
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    Look he needs help OK ? Not ridicule but just support that’s all he needs to get back on his little feet that’s it

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