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heres a riddle for you

i got in trouble for stealing today but i have a receipt so tell me how that makes any sense

well wine was on sale at one cvs but they ran out so i went to another cvs but it wasnt on sale there so i took it to the other location and bought it there

cops showed up after i paid so i got to keep the wine but they still trespassed me

jesus says i have to forgive them for that but i think i still get a freebee to trespass once against them first so ill keep yall updated

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  • Sergio@piefed.social
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    3 days ago

    “Your honor, the advertisement clearly said while supplies last. Well at a corporate level, The Company still had supplies. It was The Company’s duty to transport the supplies from store B to store A, and my Client merely provided this Service for them when they proved negligent. I therefore move to dismiss the charges and hereby give notice that my Client will bill the Company for the Service rendered.”

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      2 days ago

      Interesting, but there were no charges, nor judge. Retail stores are private property, and they can ban us from them for any reason they want…

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    3 days ago

    Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us is what the GOOD BOOK says. That’s why i forgive them for trespassing me from the church’s wine cellar.

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    3 days ago

    You need to bone up on price match law. You could of bought it at the sale price in the store it came from if you’d of told them you were demanding the right of price match to any assistant manager or higher rank officer of the store.