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minus-squarelemmee_in@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·4 months agoIf we make friends with a new species, we can pet them forever. Being eaten is just a temporary setback
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoThis is why humans invented heavy petting.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoWhich always leads to seat wetting.
If we make friends with a new species, we can pet them forever. Being eaten is just a temporary setback
This is why humans invented heavy petting.
Which always leads to seat wetting.
May I pet you forever?