By Brett O’Keefe, Associated Civic News Bureau, Columbus, Ohio
COLUMBUS, Ohio — A 17-year-old Ohio high school student is hospitalized with organ failure after attempting to use homemade gene-editing equipment he assembled from online instructions in an effort to dramatically alter his appearance, authorities said.
According to investigators and medical officials, the teen downloaded plans for a do-it-yourself CRISPR device from an online forum and believed he could use it to “looksmaxx,” a term used in certain online communities that refers to aggressively optimizing physical appearance.
The attempt went badly wrong. Doctors say the teenager developed severe complications after producing what authorities described as an unregulated steroid-like compound. He remains hospitalized and is undergoing treatment for liver and kidney failure.
Despite the medical crisis, officials say the case has drawn unexpected attention from online bodybuilding and fitness circles.
“People are contacting him asking how he did it,” said one law enforcement official familiar with the investigation, who was not authorized to speak publicly. “They’re focused on how quickly he gained muscle, not the fact that he nearly killed himself.”
Doctors confirmed the teen experienced rapid muscle growth in a short period before his condition deteriorated.
His mother said she had no idea what her son was attempting until after he was admitted to the hospital.
“He kept saying this word, ‘looksmaxxing,’ and I didn’t even know what it meant,” she said. “I had to look it up. I still can’t believe any of this is real.”
She described her son as socially isolated and said he had never had a girlfriend. She said he believed changing his appearance would transform his life.
“He thought it would turn him into what they call a ‘Chad,’” she said, referring to an internet slang term for a conventionally attractive, confident man. “I thought he was just lifting weights.”
Authorities said the equipment was built using common electronic components and online guides that downplayed the risks of amateur gene editing. Officials stressed that no legitimate safeguards were involved.
“This is extremely dangerous,” said Dr. Alan Pierce, a biomedical safety specialist consulted by state authorities. “CRISPR is not something you experiment with in a bedroom or garage. The fact that people are trying to build these devices from internet instructions should alarm everyone.”
State and federal officials are now investigating the online forum where the instructions were shared. Authorities said the forum appears to be hosted overseas, possibly in China, making enforcement difficult.
“We’re assessing what legal options exist,” said a spokesperson for the Ohio Attorney General’s office. “But these platforms often operate across jurisdictions, which complicates efforts to shut them down.”
Officials said the case highlights growing concerns about the accessibility of advanced biotechnology tools and the influence of online communities that promote extreme self-modification.
“This isn’t science fiction anymore,” Pierce said. “The tools are cheap, the instructions are out there, and the consequences can be catastrophic.”
The teen remains under medical supervision, and his family said they are focused on his recovery. Authorities urged parents to pay closer attention to the online spaces their children frequent and warned that experimenting with unregulated biotechnology carries life-threatening risks.
As the investigation continues, officials said they are particularly concerned by the online response.
“The scariest part,” one official said, “is that people see the muscle gain and ignore the organ failure.”
First they came for the atomic Boy Scout and I did not speak out because the little brat had stolen the Americium out of my fire alarm.
Then they came for the CRISPR looksmaxxing teen and I did not speak out because I was intimidated by his massive jawline anyway.
Just standin’ up against tha chads!
This is a fake news story.
The sidebar explains this. Every story in this Lemmy community is fake news the moderator is apparently generating to intentionally deceive users as perhaps some kind of social experiment they’re doing.
This is really fucking funny
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This is a fake news story.
For how long?
Wait till ya hear about a website called The Onion. Oh boy… You are in for a ride!

Can I ask what your goal is? You’re referencing the Onion which is a satire site. The Onion’s goal is to entertain, and provide some social commentary with the protection of satire. Also with the Onion, it is well known it is satire. Readers are “in on the joke”. Your description from the sidebar doesn’t look like that.
The way I read your sidebar message is that all (most?) news in the world is fake and that no news from any source should be trusted at all. It also reads like you’re taking joy it deceiving the readers. The sidebar language suggests no one should trust anything. Am I taking your wrong message or is that what you intended?
So a couple of things. Just so ya know, when The Onion started in the late 1980’s and early 1990’s, it did not loudly announce itself as satire the way people view it now. Early print issues were laid out exactly like a local newspaper. Headlines were totaly deadpan. The tone was straight. It was put out on the street as if real. The prank was that it looked and read like real news.
People totally mistook it for real news before it was nationally known. Feel free to look up history of it. I know, cuz I was around that area when it first started getting legs. Confusion was part of the early appeal, and the point. The Onion became, and is now, “safe” and obviously satire only after years of people knowing the prank, not because it was born that way.
You’re also wrongly assuming satire must: Be obviously humorous. Protect the reader from confusion. And/or reassure people that real news is still trustworthy
Satire doesn’t have to do that tho. Historically, a lot of satire has existed to destabilize certainty, def not to make people feel more comfortble. We’re Twilight Zone/Black Mirror,/J.G. Ballard/early cyberpunk (before the game) journalism, not current era Onion listicle satire.
And let’s not overlook the fact that tomorrow or the day after, or soon, many of my articles will no longer be fiction.
tl;dr: Explaining the joke, ruins the joke. I’m counting on fact that most people don’t really read most replies either, but I won’t be explaining myself ever again. :)
So a couple of things. Just so ya know, when The Onion started in the late 1980’s and early 1990’s, it did not loudly announce itself as satire the way people view it now. Early print issues were laid out exactly like a local newspaper.
Yep, I know. If you were riding the DC Metro in those days you’d find the paper edition in paper dispensers right next to the Washington Post and the Wall Street Journal (pre-Murdoch ownership). I think I may have a couple of the old ones in a box somewhere.
You’re also wrongly assuming satire must: Be obviously humorous.
I never assumed satire had to be humorous. I said the Onion was satire, and it was humorous.
We’re Twilight Zone/Black Mirror,/J.G. Ballard/early cyberpunk (before the game) journalism, not current era Onion listicle satire.
You’re making my point for me. All of those sources were known to the consumers as fiction and allowed to consumer to compare reality against that speculative future. You’re not doing that. You are well aware that most folks that read what you’re writing assume its true. You can’t have it both ways.
And let’s not overlook the fact that tomorrow or the day after, or soon, many of my articles will no longer be fiction.
I think you’ve moved beyond satire and are headed toward disinformation now.
tl;dr: Explaining the joke, ruins the joke.
Well hang on, you just said your intent wasn’t humor. Wouldn’t that make your actions humor at the expense of people reading what you’re making up?
My community sidebar has more disclosure than most early satire used. Are you assuming a nefarious purpose to my community? Feel free to clarify if you think I have broader plans for something or other.
My instance admin is fully aware of what this comm is, and is the one who transferred the community over to me.
If stories about a dude wearing soda-can armor to Walmart, Atari computers running roach experiments, Commodore 64’s used for space missions, toenail jewelry, and people making hats out of human hair don’t sit right with you, that’s fine. It may just not be your kind of space, and I respect your choice to block.
p.s. I’m not real either. We sleep. They live. :)
Thats exactly what they want you to think.
Exactly! All part of the machine. Information. Misinformation. Disinformation. All becoming the same soup! Just like they want.
They live. We sleep.
“He kept saying this word, ‘looksmaxxing,’ and I didn’t even know what it meant,” she said. “I had to look it up. I still can’t believe any of this is real.”
This is, perhaps, the most warranted confusion a parent has ever felt. Could you imagine discovering that your teen has been producing androgens in your garage to escape social stigma, and is potentially dying as a result? People joke about parenting books not preparing you for everything, but this might genuinely require therapy. What do you even do with this information? What’s to glean??
As a parent I would be devastated. I read the story out loud to my kids, but I think they thought I was joking.
(Just a heads up, in case you’re sincere, this story is a joke. I was just playing along by straight manning)
Yeah, I ate the onion on that one
(You’re good, it took me until the “chad” line to check the sidebar)
I’ll consider myself lucky that I didn’t embarrass myself and remember to check the community and article source.
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I feel terrible for this poor, lost, lonely child… but I can’t believe that he was able to build something like this! This is wild.
read the sidebar
Goddammit! I saw it wasn’t the onion, and thought it was ok. Lol. They got me this time, thanks for calling it to my attention
But for how long will it really remain fake? In a few years, it’ll be true. They live. We sleep.
Science fiction becomes reality. This was a recent episode of Watson.
Science fiction stays fiction. Read the sidebar
Ah, you got me!
This is utterly insane. Did the kid actually manage to alter his genes or did he just produce some bootleg steroids? The fact that other people want to emulate this is the cherry on top
- Faxing
- Taxing
- Waxing
How did a country where more than half the people read under a gr5 level spell that word? LooksmaxXing?
Unsurprisingly, it started as incel culture: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/maxxing
Coulda been worse. Coulda been Skibidi-maxxing.




