Candidate Obama: “I can’t believe Bush won’t bring our troops home, or shut down Guantanamo Bay”
President Obama: “Oh, you thought a few years was bad? This is a forever war”
Candidate Trump: “I can’t believe how the Obama administration gets away with corruption and betraying the people”
President Trump: “Oh, you want Hillary jailed for her crimes against America? How about an unimaginable war crime? Let’s release a lab made bioweapon virus globally, but make America the breeding ground”
Candidate Biden: “I can’t believe how the Trump administration gets away with mass murder”
President Biden: “Oh, you don’t like when Presidents do mass murder? You’re calling for a PRESIDENT to be jailed now? We’re going full Nazi Germany and turning Gaza into a death camp”
Candidate Trump: “I can’t believe Biden isn’t using his power to stop egg price increases or force peace in Gaza”
President Trump: “Oh, you still haven’t changed your minds about Nazi Germany? Fuck this country, I’m cancelling the entire worldwide legal system including your Constitution”
Candidate ____: “I can’t believe the Trump administration gets away with cancelling the entire Constitution and legal system and returning us to basically just overt feudalism”
President ____: “Aw, you wish you had a secular democracy you little pissants? You keep talking about arrests, you still can’t grasp what UNTOUCHABLES fucking are?”
This is just my best guess. I’m scared of taking my time machine to the next Presidency to actually double check if there even is one, let alone what it’s like if there is.
You’ve got some really skewed viewpoints on basically everything mentioned.
I think if you weren’t just projecting, you’d have either gone into more detail or simply not replied. The middle ground betrays you
Nah, it’s the Internet, buddy. I can just say things and walk away 😂
What did you think I said? Are you illiterate?
ah another kick in the balls is the same as a handshake person.


