• TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    I’m 60 years old, and I JUST now got “half past the monkey’s ass, according to his balls.”

    The monkey’s balls are hanging down, pointing at the six. That’s “half past”.

    My only defense is that it’s probably been 50 years since I thought about it, and ten-year-old me wasn’t too sharp.

  • zd9@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    get this fucking bot slop outta here

    obvious russian slop is obvious