This is an update to this post.

This weekend, Amazon is premiering its$40 million Melania Trump documentary. It’s pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.

We’re going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the book Melania: Devourer of Men LINK HERE so it’s high in the results. Maybe #1!

The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money.

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we could realistically send this high up the charts with a relatively small number of “buys.” (Again, It’s free.)

If we want to push this book up the charts by Friday, I think we have to start now.

Anything I’m missing?