2026 is all about improving Windows

Microslop is going to spend 2026 improving Windows 11. It comes after Windows update quality issues and complaints about the operating system.

  • frog_brawler@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    2 days ago

    By the time they fix it, it’ll be Windows 12. We see the pattern over and over again, but this time they tried strong arming people onto 11. Those people aren’t going back.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.caEnglish
    7·
    2 days ago

    Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in their turd prison

    Ooohh wow, they are? I’m so happy about that, I can’t wait to get my hands on their turd and be told what to do and be limited to only their wishes and pay them through the nose!

    I mean who wouldn’t want to work with a vibe coded piece of shit that can only run on the most expensive hardware? Who wouldn’t trust a company who left security holes open for half a year causing the US government to be hacked by China, just because they didn’t wanted to look bad nad potentially lose money?

    The company that constantly non stop has done everything to get themselves more money, at the cost of software quality l, consumer sanity and everything good since it’s founding some 5 decades ago is now telling me they really do care about me? The company that wants to add advertising into fucking basic software like operating systems juuuuust to squeeze some more money out of decades old products, that wants to monitor your every move so they can use and sell your data, wants … Me? They real care about me, the end user?

    Go get pounded by a bag of umbrella dicks you motherfuckers

      • MuskyMelon@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        24 hours ago

        I use both Windows and Ubuntu/Mint for personal use, WSL for personal dev environment (because MS SQL Server on Docker limits what I do), Ubuntu/Redhat for dev/test/prod environments.

        I like Linux but it can be a hassle little things so Windows.

    • phlegmy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      1·
      1 day ago

      Nah, windows 10 was still sluggish spyware/adware.

      I would only ever consider switching back to windows if they updated windows 7 with the latest kernel/security updates.

      No apps, ads, ai, or shitty UI frameworks.

      A functioning offline-only search, a cohesive/responsive UI, and control over if/when updates get installed.

  • scala@lemmy.mlEnglish
    6·
    2 days ago

    Hey Microslop use Cortana to replace your shit CEO and the whole C-Suite

      • Insekticus@aussie.zoneEnglish
        6·
        2 days ago

        Thanks. I think I just puked in my mouth.

        “Everything will be a service. You will own nothing. You will accept this reality”

        • freedom@lemy.lolEnglish
          4·
          2 days ago

          You will not just accept, you will embrace. You will feel cold and empty when you taste freedom, for you will not understand it or know what to do with it.

          • lightnsfw@reddthat.comEnglish
            4·
            2 days ago

            I mean, kind of. Not owning anything or being able to do what we want with our PCs will really free up a lot of time for other hobbies such as hunting billionaires for sport.