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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon envies his wife's make believe job

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Anon envies his wife's make believe job

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Pretend work sucks more than real work

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      Ok. I’m going to ask for a raise.

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        I’ll take your stapler

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          👁️👄👁️

      • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social
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        Good luck!

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      Only if you can’t fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it’s cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.

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      Not when you’re playing videos games all day.

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        Yeah it does. Unless your boss is completely cool with you doing so and you don’t have to look over your back.

        In that case, rock on!

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          Work from home, get work done in two hours, just have to be present to answer emails timely while gaming.

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            I did like WFH, log into the meeting with camera and mic off and then just eat cereal or play games while listening to the meeting

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            Literally my current job. I’d estimate I only actually work about 30 hours per week on average, and generally spend the rest of the time relaxing. It’s a sweet gig, but I just wish the work I do spend my time doing was more fullfilling

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