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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • null@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    Nope, you’re pretty clearly lying to save face.

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      I’m not lying. I stand by what I’ve said.

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        Yes you are.

        • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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          Wow, ok, I guess my next line would be then …

          NO U!!1!!!

          We done?

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            Your next line can be whatever you want. Including more lying about what you previously said.

            Nobody’s going to believe it though.

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              Have a nice day.

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                Better luck next time.

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                  To each their own. :p

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                    That’s not relevant.

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