“Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism.” - J. V. Stalin
“Women hold up half of the sky.” - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)
“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong
“Socialism or barbarism.” - K. Kautsky
“Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited.” - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.
“Who has been saved by the United States?” - Fidel Castro
“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.” - Dr. K. Marx
But i also like more jokey ones ;
“The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.” - Julius Nyerere
“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin
“Stalin shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin.” - unknown
“If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family.” - unknown
“It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism” - unknown
Bitch, you are a serf. We’re in- we’re in fucking 1320, motherfucker. You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace.
whats the origin of this one
It’s a funny rant by Brace Belden on the TrueAnon podcast. He’s trying to get across how far away from an actual socialist revolution our society is.
It’s a copypasta
You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…
End. This. Nightmare.
What episode is this from?
“I know that after my death a pile of rubbish will be heaped on my grave, but the wind of history will sooner or later sweep it away without mercy.” -Stalin
“It takes a good guy with a state to stop a bad guy with a state”
-Lenin, State and Revolution
“Mom said it’s my turn on the state apparatus” - V. I. Lenin
Stalin vs. Trotsky, the baby years
lmao a long time ago I drunkenly summed up state and rev as “the only thing that can stop a bad class with a state is a good class with a state”
I posted this one on Facebook once and it got flagged as misinformation
Please pick up your dysynformatziya check at 112 Red Square, Moscow
lmfao
Technically correct, the worst kind of correct.
Several lines, but feels particularly relevant these days. From James Baldwin:
The people who are running around throwing people in jail and ruining reputations and screaming about Communists wouldn’t know one if he fell from the ceiling. And wouldn’t care! What they are concerned about is propping up somehow the doctrine of white supremacy, so that they can seem to have given it up, but really still hold the power.
Was he a communist? I thought he was a radlib
He was a based lib at the very least
Death to America
Sure, I mean radlibs aren’t necessarily bad, the rad is short for radical. Nader is a radlib and he’s cool af
DemSoc?
You have to be very careful what you mean by socialism. When I use the word I’m not thinking about Lenin for example. I don’t have any European models in mind. Bobby Seale talks of a Yankee Doodle-type socialism. I know what he means when he says that. It is a socialism created from the indigenous need of the people in the place. So that a socialism achieved in America, if and when we do — I think you have to say when we do — will be a socialism very unlike the Chinese socialism or the Cuban socialism. . . . The price of any real socialism here is the eradication of what we call the race problem.
Socialism with Yankee-Doodle characteristics
Huh, TIL :sankara-salute:
“I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood. I had… vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done.”
I am aware that many object to the severity of my language; but is there not cause for severity? I will be as harsh as truth, and as uncompromising as justice. On this subject, I do not wish to think, or speak, or write, with moderation. No! no! Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher; tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen; – but urge me not to use moderation in a cause like the present! I am in earnest – I will not equivocate I will not excuse – I will not retreat a single inch – AND I WILL BE HEARD. The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal, and to hasten the resurrection of the dead.
William Lloyd Garrison, in the introduction to the first issue of the abolitionist paper The Liberator
[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!
[Khrushchev, interjecting] …And then he planted the flag in Hitler’s bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.
[Zhukov] …It was Goebbels’s bunker, not Hitler’s!
[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!
Truly a warrior poet. Chafing sucks.
:jesse-wtf:
I had same reaction until I realized it’s from death of Stalin. Still kind of a random quote though
The Death of Stalin (2017), starring Steve Buscemi as :corn-man-khrush:, Michael Palin as :molotov:, Jeffrey Tambor as a sex pest (off-camera), and Jason Isaacs as Field Marshal Zhukov. Produced by the :LIB: behind Veep and In the Loop, so pretty ahistorical and full of praise for the corn lord.
based
“Go forward knowing that, sooner rather than later, the great avenues will open again where free people will walk to build a better society.” ~ Salvador Allende
“If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.” Che
No altar, no belief, no holy book, neither the Qur’an nor the Bible nor the others, have ever been able to reconcile the rich and the poor, the exploiter and the exploited. And if Jesus himself had to take the whip to chase them from his temple, it is indeed because that is the only language they hear.” Thomas Sankara
:sankara-shining:
all oppressed people have a right to violence - Lizzy Borden
The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
-Julius Nyerere
“While there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.” -Eugene V. Debs
“The true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality.” -Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara
It is more pleasant and useful to go through the “experience of revolution” than to write about it.
Always thought this line from the manifesto was banger
All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.
This one in particular is good if the person you’re speaking to is religious. I used a simplified version to explain my disgust for Saudi Arabia very quickly, and in particular what they have done in Mecca with all their grand luxury hotels around the Kabaah.
Easy way to remember how to spell “bourgeoisie”:
1: type “bourg” because that’s the easy part to remember.
2: type a bunch of vowels at random and chuck an “s” in there somewhere.
3: auto-correct should be able to guess it at this point.
- Existential Comics
https://nitter.net/existentialcoms/status/1362809982664671232?t=GzpVos_UEkq0HIKLiWpNzA&s=19
“Every Nazi who remains alive will kill women, children and old folks. Dead Nazis are harmless. Therefore when I kill a Nazi I’m saving lives.”
-:pavlichenko:
