Pay my taxes and not rape children.
Yeah, yah, that’s what they ALL say.
Whoa, look at this communist, socialist person here! I bet they hate fascists too!
This should be the bare minimum response from everyone. If you can’t even clear this bar…you should not be allowed to participate.
A low bar to be sure,but it could be worse.
It’s apparently one a lot of billionaires struggle with too.
Turn myself in to a millionaire
technically if you woke up with $1 billion you can spend $1 and no longer be a billionaire, with $999 million
I have this dream of building my own little socialist company town. where like, instead of people scraping by, we all get universal healthcare and walkable, tree-lined streets.
I have had the exact same dream. I shall note your username in case any of my crazy ideas is ever profitable enough to start a company lol
Take notes from Bioshock and don’t build it underwater… And skip the whole genetic modification thing too, ig.
Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow?
paying lobbyists to right for right to repair and privacy laws in the US, and bringing data brokers and patent trolls into never ending litigation.
What I do would be redacted here, but when I am done there would be no more billionaires.
It’s fine, this isn’t Reddit.
No, it’s not. Posts encouraging violence (or mentioning that they will kill X) is against the community guidelines…
Source:
But does that still result in a ban or just a warning?
From my experience, the comment is just removed. Nothing else.
Just a heads-up: Everything on the fediverse is 100% public, forever.
Even though it feels like a super-secret conspiratory club sometimes.
He’d probably wonder why I was in his housr
“Good morning! I’m here to talk to you about UBI!”
Turn my country the fuck around so that public servants represent people and decisions are made to improve the lives of people.
Basically spend it all making militant resistance cells around the United States, enable them to operate independently via sourcing cnc machines, 3D printers, and hobbyist electronics, then provide financial incentives to targeting other billionaires’ assets or persons and/or hate groups and right wing think tanks.
This will continue until I’m arrested, run out of funds, or succeed.
…then I’d buy a sammich.
What kind of sammich?
Roast bitch ass billionaire.
But fr, probably a pastrami… Like a REALLY good pastrami.
Yes! “Make 2500 Luigis” is the best answer.
Huh? Luigi didn’t shoot that guy…
Destroy capitalism by out competing everyone.
I’d lobby politicians into bombing Israel, I think they need a turn.
Iran’s doing that already.
Cutting off Israel will hurt the genociders even more.
If you’re American, maybe run for President in 2028 on a “No to Israel” platform; put $100 million into it. Don’t scare fellow Americans with extremist stuff, but feel free to insult your rivals. Maybe insult MAGAts as dumb fucks who’d take a bullet for Trump and get nothing.
I’d shut the fuck up. Pay off my house and maybe add an addition to where I’m at. Same with some relatives. Fix my Subaru the way I want it, buy a catterham.
Start buying people’s debt for pennies on the dollar and cancelling it.
Hit snooze.
Cocaine then a sub to check out Titanic. Pretty standard, really.
I’d put him back to sleep 💁♀️
Permanently?
99M in a trust fund for me, my immediate family, extended family and friends. We would live relatively modest and give generously.
901M would go to a wide assortment of charities and causes:
- Fund my local foodbank for the next 50 years. Perhaps even a dynasty trust.
- Tackle youth unemployment and unmet community needs through investing in non-market solutions. E.g. build greenhouses with raised beds in urban brownfield and greenfield property, hire local people to grow resilient local foods and donate them throughout the community. Some local old age homes had some complaints about food quality and budget and they wanted things like fresh ripe tomatoes. I’d given them 3 seasons worth for free and pay for the equipment, labour, insurance out of pocket. Local youth could get high school credits, jobs not just gardening, but designing and improve closed ag systems, plumbing, deep winter greenhouse design and engineering, logistics, everything. Good experience and spending money. Maybe turn into a market career for some.
Build a few multiplexes as high quality PassiveHousePlus and operate as self funded charity built and operated using only local labour for womans & homeless shelters
I have a few friends in social services and I guarenfuckentee a shitload of orphans and foster kids and poor kids supervised by children services would get new toys, clothes, shoes, bedding, pillows, christmas presents from a bad ass santa, art supplies, comic books, tuition, books, enrichment activity fees and more. Some have this through foster parents and public systems. Way too many don’t.
I can’t help everyone and even this money won’t last long, but Imma go out swinging hard.
