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Here he is:
He’s WiFi material
When you’re at a networking event and meet the final boss

Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi!
Their favourite karaoke song is
You’re the WAN that I want
Better have your phone on airplane mode when he’s in town.
Routin’ on dat biatch till my nMAP dies from exhaustion
It’s the 1-person LAN party!
They call him wifi man.
He’s been wanted by the FCC for two weeks now
For crimes against internet connections.
Sneaker net
This is the last thing you see before you get hacked
He is the one controlling us via 5G and covid vaccines
The last thing your drone sees before getting jammed to hell
routerman comes to save the day
Not the hero we deserve but the one we need.







