For the last time, he isn’t a zombie. He’s a lich.
What if the idea that the Grail grants eternal life is a deliberate spin by the Church to turn it into a holy relic, when it’s true nature is that it is lich Jesus’ phylactery? From King Arthur to the Knights Templar, the quest for the Grail has been dedicated warriors seeking to eradicate his source of seeming eternal life. And it can only be destroyed with the weapon that destroyed his first corporeal form, the Spear of Destiny.
“Let’s rape some kids”
– Christianity
Having just returned from playing the piano for the morning Easter service, something tells me I shouldn’t be laughing at this.
But I can’t help it 😂
Don’t forget all the other zombies that were created just a few days before.
Ouch! My old calculator ain’t got no bow…
Let us see, heaven on Earth? Never happened despite what Jesus said he was the only one to resurrect and even that is suspect. Likely just a story his cultists told.
I guess it was all a lie and Jesus was really a doomsday cultist. I guess it is no surprise because it really was just an amalgamation of other made up religions. Taken by Rome and converted into indoctrination for slavery.