I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
Getting into binding arbitration in a court with an AI judge and two AI lawyers, all of which are owned by the business I’m trying to sue because the ToS of employment required me to pre-emptively consent to this.
This court hereby sentences you to: drink peninentiary can. 🔨 🥤
It’s not just justice – it’s just. 🏛️😌
you’ve been sentenced to drink 365 cans of krem in 6 months, may god have mercy upon your soul
Coming to a ToS near you!
can’t wait for this to intersect reality in the most mundane way imaginable, like amazon convinces like texas and arkansas to let them underbid human public defenders with Lawyer Alexis or whatever the fuck in a deal with the state.
We need an AI CEO. Costs less, makes better decisions and can be programmed not to be a fucking sociopath like the people who rise to these positions.
i just saw this movie, starring that ogre guy from the jurassic parkworld movies… it sucked as you might expect it to
