So… someone with a cat ear headband and a buttplug with a tail on it?
Wouldn’t have passed a medical exam even in 1994 as non human
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid It’s not real since the only files from 1994 in the UFO dump were from Afghanistan and had a flat white background, but whoever did that edit still deserves applause because I didn’t notice till I cross-referenced actual files and suuuper zoomed in to look at the paper grain lol
@thornoroni @VoicesOfTheVoid aww :(
no arirals :(
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid they’re very real in our hearts and perhaps some people with 3D printers’ pockets
RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/116068825031038517
@thornoroni @VoicesOfTheVoid i dunno what you’re talking about they’re totally real
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid it is oddly similar to the UFO sighting reported… hmmm… :blobfoxnerd:
@thornoroni @VoicesOfTheVoid to be fair i got the image *from* the VOTV discord :P
Cat women with no body hair? So it was a Sphynx lady? 🤔
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I’m here for this encounter
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid what was she wearing? Where did they drop her off? I have so many questions.
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid so, I’ve been thinking of this all day. I got out my measuring tape and measured 78 cm, this is a substantial tail!! But then I realized that this is fake, simply because people in Nevada would never measure in cm first, first they would measure in football fields or baseballs.
@MamaLake @GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid The American government would never consider the possibility of using metric for anything. This is definitely not real.
I get so much ribbing for my speech patterns but see earth is used as an adjetive all the time. earth years. earth food. earth ripeness.
Did the US Government just admit they’re hiding cat girls from us?? This is the worst thing they’ve ever done
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid I have good news for you @LunaDragofelis
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Ok, detained then released?
This sounds like so much FUD
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @VoicesOfTheVoid@indie-ver.se I don’t think this is real. I OCR’d all the PDFs and tried to find this with
pdfgrepbut couldn’t.@noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid it might not be, but where’s the fun in that :P
@GroupNebula563 @noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid
I’m recalling this fits the vibe of CSI, Season 4, Episode 5, “Fur and Loathing” with the gotcha line: “I thought it was a coyote”
This whole report could have been triggered by mixing Hello Kitty branded wine and prescription medications.
No observable body hair
Thorough. 😶
