Even the emo people Sebastian and Ms. I-Eat-Chairs adhere to an extremely strict schedule. They do everything at precisely the same time as they did the previous year in the same day. WHY?!

What will happen to an inhabitant of Pelican Town if they for once fail to adhere to the Pelican Town Cult’s special timetable? Will Lewis come and slaughter them with their* own bare hands?

There is clearly something sinister going on… How come does the player character know nothing at all about it?! Why isn’t the spooky behaviour brought up even once during all those years of hacking in the mines?